Oh, hell yeah!! They are coming to town and we are soooooo going.
I took my daughter to Las Vegas for her 21st birthday, and fully corrupted her. Odd really, I spent the first 21 years trying to teach the kid all the "good" things. She turns 21 and I wisk her off to Vegas, teach her how to drink, gamble and take her to strip shows.
It was soooo fun.
No matter how hard I tried, we could NOT get drunk. We started with the free drinks in the casino. No go. Tried bellying up to the bar, no go. So I started feeding her straight shots of Makers Mark. I’m not really a drinker, so I didn’t really know what to suggest. Then we went of to see the Thunder From Down Under.
Oh my aching yum yum.
I’d never been to anything like that. In my early 20’s I worked for an Art Gallery where we closed down for a special show for the exclusive clientel, hired some beauties from Portland to come down and give us all a little private show, but that’s it. My whole stripper experience. The ladies don’t have a place like that here. Funny, the men have 2.
Anyhow, what a show. Never in my life. Awesome. I didn’t get to be pulled up on stage like some of the luckier ones…the older ladies (cutest thing I ever seen, gave those little old ladies a thrill!!) I did get a nice sweaty hug as one ran by me though. Oh My God!
Took everything I had not to lick him! Where do they hide these guys in real life?!
We did the group photo thing at the end, twice…each. She got a nice picture sitting with them all, copping a nice feel of a beautiful peck. Little shit. I look like a drunk pervert hanging all over the most beautiful guy I’ve ever seen. I think I was drunker than I thought.
We won’t be posting that pic.
I’m hoping to take lessons from my girl this time. She’s better at copping feels! I’ve got to try harder. Yay for the second chance!!!
I think I corrupted her very well.
My job here is done :-)
Check back here Thursday for a full report of the show. I'm trying to find a half way decent video to give you the full effect. I'd so love to bring you with me. Darn it no camera's allowed. But I'll do my best to fill you in on ALL the juicy details.
If I can manage not to look like a drunk, desperate, perverted, cougar...MAYBE I'll share the group pic. We'll see. I'm less worried about how I look, and more worried about getting in the proper grop. Might not make the most flattering photo evidence. But a girl doesn't get these chances every day!
The first ones are still hidden, my eyes only. You know, "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas". I wonder if what happens at Kahneeta stays at Kahneeta. I'll let you know.
Once you get to know me, you'll know I'm always good for a funny story. A friggin' comedy show. I can't wait to play with this one.
'Til Thursday then. I'm going out to fly my freak flag a bit...and on a Tuesday night. For Shame on Me!!
I soooo like the new me.