Friday, May 14, 2010

Things to be happy about...

I like the little miserable list at the place the last couple of days.  I know I'm supposed to think happy thoughts when I'm down.  The flowers are blooming, the sun is shining, and the birds are singing.  Sometimes that feels a bit like my mother telling me to eat my brussel sprouts because there are starving children in Africa. 

"Well send them my friggin' brussel sprouts!"

And yes, sometimes the birds need to shut the hell up too.  Aren't I a ray of sunshine?

Sometimes though, when flowers, sunshine and birds don't work, I go for whatever twisted thing just makes me laugh.  Whatever works.  The list...has been working, so we're list-ing on. 

I don't like the miserable name though, so I'm changing it.  How about "Things that make me long as they aren't happening to me!"  hee hee.  We could just go with "Things that really suck", but I'm trying to put the word happy in there somewhere...sounds less negative. *grins* ;)

Today's list...

22. Milli Vanilli
23. Double chins
24. Your children criticizing your cooking
25. Cannibalism
26. Commercials about prostate enlargement
27. Your 40th birthday
28. Toxic Mold
29. Polyester
30. Jock itch

And finally...

31. Exploding manhole covers

How bad to those things suck?!  I never want to hear "Duck and cover! Exploding manhole covers!"  You know that'd be a bad day.

I am very happy I don't have these things today.  It's all good.

Happy, happy, happy!



  1. Okay, now I have "Blame it on the Rain" stuck in my head! I have to admit a love for Milli Vanilli.

  2. Sorry! *laughs* DD set that for her ringtone- always in my head!!! I loved them too. Don't tell anyone or I'll be ruined. And how cute were they? Yeah. I was more miserable that the mic/record didn't work and they got busted. Little hotties. :)


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