Friday, May 14, 2010
"Well send them my friggin' brussel sprouts!"
And yes, sometimes the birds need to shut the hell up too. Aren't I a ray of sunshine?
Sometimes though, when flowers, sunshine and birds don't work, I go for whatever twisted thing just makes me laugh. Whatever works. The list...has been working, so we're list-ing on.
I don't like the miserable name though, so I'm changing it. How about "Things that make me happy...as long as they aren't happening to me!" hee hee. We could just go with "Things that really suck", but I'm trying to put the word happy in there somewhere...sounds less negative. *grins* ;)
22. Milli Vanilli
23. Double chins
24. Your children criticizing your cooking
26. Commercials about prostate enlargement
27. Your 40th birthday
28. Toxic Mold
30. Jock itch
31. Exploding manhole covers
How bad to those things suck?! I never want to hear "Duck and cover! Exploding manhole covers!" You know that'd be a bad day.
I am very happy I don't have these things today. It's all good.
Happy, happy, happy!